Sep 12, 2017

Release Blitz & Review -- Let's Get Textual

Title: Let's Get Textual
Author: Teagan Hunter
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: September 8, 2017 Kindle Unlimited

A wrong number is supposed to be just that—a wrong number.

Delete. Done.

Do not continue to text. Do not flirt.

A wrong number shouldn’t be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night…and you’re definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.

Because that would be weird.

When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don’t follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he’s wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.

I’m not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.

But maybe…

Maybe he’s the right guy.

Delia: I fell asleep thinking of you.

Zach: Please tell me we’re about to sext.
Delia: The moment I woke up, I ran my hand down my chest between my bountiful breasts. I slowly dragged it across my flat stomach, goose bumps rising along my skin at the touch. It wasn’t until I was right at the opening of my white cotton panties that I decided I wasn’t going to touch myself because WE ARE NOT SEXTING, YOU PERVERT.
Zach: I hate you so much right now.
Delia: Did you really?
Zach: What do you expect? I’m a man, dammit! We like titties and goose bumps and white cotton panties and sex. YOU ARE EVIL.
Zach: Can we still sext later?
Delia: NO!
Delia: Maybe.
Delia: We’ll see.
Zach: Really?!
Delia: OMG NO!
Delia: ;-)
Zach: I am so confused, yet still slightly turned on.
Delia: Please stop telling me about your boner.
Zach: I will never not tell you about my boner. That’s not the kind of friendship I want.
Delia: You’re so weird.
Zach: And…
Delia: *rolls eyes* And I like it. I LIKE IT, OKAY?!
Zach: I know you do.
Delia: UGH!
Delia: FYI, I’m not sexting you. Ever.
Zach: But I’m REALLY cute…
Delia: Oh puh-lease. Every rando on the other side of the screen will say that shit. You need to prove it.
Zach: Geez, Delia, if you wanted a picture of me, all you had to do was ask.
Delia: I don’t want a picture because I’m not sexting you.
Zach: I’m sending you a picture anyway.
I’m scared as hell to push the download button—I mean, it could be a dick pic or something. I don’t think Zach is a douchebag, but you never know.
Screw it.
I bite my lip as I watch the circle spin and the image comes through.
Delia: You’re officially my favorite person ever.
Zach: Told you I was cute. ;-)
Delia: How did you know they were my weakness?
Delia: Also, will you please buy me one?
Zach: 1. EVERYONE loves smiling baby goats. That’s just science. 2. No.
Delia: Rebuttal… 1. Excellent point. 2. I think you spelled yes wrong. Y-E-S.
Zach: N-O.
Delia: I knitted you a damn PENIS POTHOLDER. Least you could do to repay me for my kindness is to buy me a baby goat. Don’t be a jerk, Zach. No one likes those.
Zach: Speaking of those potholders…when am I getting those? We live close. We could always meet…
Delia: You think you’re so slick.
Zach: Aren’t I?
Delia: No.
Zach: Well?
Delia: I’ll consider it, but later. I still have to ensure you’re not a creeper.
Zach: You’ll knit a man potholders but won’t give them to him? Who’s the jerk now?
Delia: Buy me that baby goat and we have a deal.
Zach: You play a tough hand, Delia.
Delia: Question is, will you win this round, or will I?

"Zach: Come on, Delia. Let's Get Textual."

This book was hands down one of the funniest I have ever read!!

What starts as a misunderstanding of phone numbers quickly turns into the greatest, and most epic, texts of all time!
You can't help but to fall in love with Zach and Delia.

Their banter and quick wit is what keeps you immersed into their story.
I mean, how can you not be hooked when it involves baby goats, non-sexting, *winks*, and all around good fun?!

"Delia: Are you calling me boring?"
"Zach: No...but also maybe yes. There is nothing wrong with that. I'm boring too."
"Delia: Can we be boring together then?"
"Zach: Why else do you think I still talk to you?"
"Delia: You say the sweetest things."

Not only was this book entertaining, it was also sweet in its own way.
You get to watch these two strangers fall completely for each other...even before they ever meet.

Zach might just be the sweetest (and hottest) guy ever!!!
I was swooning over him so hard!
He was like Clark Kent on the streets and Superman in the sheets...for real though!!

Delia was a girl I could be best friends with. Just seeing how she is with her best friend, Zoe, made me love her more.

"This is the most forward thing I have ever said, but I would kiss you so hard if you'd let me."
"We're in public."
"We are."
"I don't think this is a good place for that."
"And why is that, Delia?"
"Because I'm certain once I start kissing you, I won't be able to stop."
"You make a fair point, but one of these days, Delia, I'm going to kiss the hell out of you."
"One of these days, Zach, I'll let you."

This book quickly became one of my favorite reads of the year!!

I laughed until tears were streaming down my face.
I swooned so hard that I pretty much found my new book boyfriend. Lawd child! *praise hands*
I couldn't stop smiling while reading.
I enjoyed every single moment of witnessing these two characters fall head over heels in love.

Everything about this book was perfection to me!!
Teagan Hunter struck gold with this one!!

I do have a request though....
could we get Zoe and Caleb some books too?!
Because they are the shiz-nits!!!
Just saying;)

Wonderful read!!!!

"I could love you one day, Zach."
"I think it's too late for me, Delia."

By day I’m a freelance cover designer. By every other free moment, a writer. I’m a Missouri raised gal, but I currently live in North Carolina with my US Marine husband where I spend my days begging him for a cat. I survive off coffee, pizza, and sarcasm. When I’m not writing, you can find me binge-watching various TV shows, especially Supernatural and One Tree Hill. I like cold weather, buy more paperbacks than I’ll ever read, and I never say no to brownies.


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