Mar 3, 2017

Promo & Review -- Sex Says by Max Monroe

Disclaimer: 

You may feel emboldened to quit your job at the conclusion of this book. Proceed with caution. This is a work of fiction and the authors cannot be held liable.








Blurb:


From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Max Monroe comes a new standalone romantic comedy.

Lola

My name is Lola Sexton, and I’m a sex addict.
Okay…that’s a lie.
Truth is, I’m a serial dater turned dating and relationship columnist for The San Francisco Times. My readers call me Sex. Sex Says.
I love my job.
I love my life.
And I hate Reed Luca.

Reed

My name is Reed Luca, and I’m a liar.
Ironically, that’s the truth.
I’m 31, and my occupation is…well, complicated.
My favorite kind of woman comes in all shapes and sizes, but always has a big brain.
I’ve never hated anything.
Lola Sexton hates me.
Luckily, it’s a thin line between love and hate, and with my help, pretty Lola will only be able to straddle that line for so long.


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Tiny Tease Excerpt:

Normally, I needed a face-to-face encounter to read a person’s intentions, but something about what I knew about Lola from her column and the careful way she’d arranged her words when emailing me spoke to violence I wasn’t sure I’d ever witnessed.

      Limb amputation, genital mutilation, and a healthy hock in order to leave a loogie behind on the tattered body.

      Would meeting up with the woman behind the words lead to anything other than some kind of police involvement? Though, really, I kind of miss them…

      No, no. I was supposed to be reformed.

      But even the converted could find themselves in trouble when they least expected it. An impulsive video on YouTube that led to millions of views was proof of that. My inbox was now cluttered with interview requests from various media sources, as well as hate mail from angered Sex Says fans who didn’t appreciate my candid view regarding their favorite dating and relationship column.

      I stared at the blinking cursor on the screen where I’d opened a return email and volleyed.

      Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire…

      Goddamn, I couldn’t help myself.

      Fuck it. I’ll cut both of them.








Review:


"Sex Says: Don't fall in love with guys like Reed Luca. He might look like God's gift to women, but he's not.
He's a total prick.
Oh, God...Did I just jinx myself?"


Lola and Reed are the epitome of a love/hate relationship!!!
In the most sexy way possible!

What started as a simple video (that happened to go viral...quickly) turned into an epic love story between two people who needed to take their own relationship advice.

It's like it was staring them right in the face!!
And I loved every minute of reading it!!

"I really hate you."
"You really don't."

I can not tell you how much I loved this story!!!

Reed and Lola are the perfect ying to the other's yang.
Their cheese to their crackers.
Their thorns to their sides.
You get the picture;)

Max Monroe has hit it out of the park once again with their humor, sexiness, and incredible storytelling!!

Wonderful read!!

"Sometimes people can be at two ends of a line and end up next to one another. Becuse intimacy and love--they're powerful enough to curve that line into a circle."








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About the Duo:

A secret duo of romance authors team up under the pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you a sexy, laugh-out-loud new series…& more. ;)

New writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like they’ve found their other half.

Stay tuned for the future—this is where the fun begins.









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