Apr 20, 2016

Review Tour -- The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn



We're celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!






THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1P3pJkb
Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
iBooks: http://apple.co/1TAd5wf




BLURB:

It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…






























Review:

"This is the story of my life after my happily ever after..."

First, let me say this...Do Not read this book without going to the bathroom first because you will for sure pee your pants!!!

Oh, Rosie Bloom, you have slayed me again!

After reading The Virgin Romance Novelist, I knew this book would be just as great, and hilarious too!

"You didn't take me serious enough. You have to take me seriously if our experiments are going to work."
"Love, anytime I'm with you, I take it seriously. Do you know why?"
"Because you like to fornicate?"

Rosie and Henry are at it again...and again....and again...in this wonderful continuation of their story.

I honestly laughed so hard at one point that my husband asked if I needed a minute! 
It's that good!!

I love that this book picks up so quickly after Virgin. I missed all these characters! Rosie, Henry, Delaney, and Derk...even Sir Licks A Lot! The humor and love between them all is wondeful to see.

"Every day,  wake up with you in my arms, thanking whoever wants to listen for letting you be mine."

And goodness me, Henry brought his A-Game when it came to the swooning in this book! I didn't think I could love him more! His love for Rosie knows no bounds. Every crazy thing she talks about, or wants to try, he's right there with her. And it's so entertaining.

Within a Meghan Quinn book, you find yourself laughing, smiling, swooning, and even sometimes shedding a tear because the story can be so sugary sweet!
I can't get enough of her writing! 

"Are you ever going to get tired of me?"
"Never, Rosie. I will never get f***ing tired of you. You're my girl."

Every antic, every senerio, every crazy talk that came out of this book will be something I remember. These characters have stolen a piece of my heart, and I'm totally okay with that:)

I secretly wish that there would be another Romance Novelist book because I don't want to let gooooooo!

I see so much of myself in Rosie. Plus, I kinda want to fight her for Henry...not gonna lie. Although she would probably hit me over the head. hehe.

Meghan is truly a RomCom genius
Like, I want to see these books brought to life in film. Could you imagine?! It would be glorious and so freaking hilarious!

Great job, Meghan, on another wonderful read!!

"He would forever go down in history as the best book boyfriend, ever. No questions asked."




























GIVEAWAY:

Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card





Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!





Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…


About the Author:






Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!


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