Apr 26, 2016

Release Blitz & Review -- Tapping the Billionaire by Max Monroe


If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you.

If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and porn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you. 

If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you.

If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of tits to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you. 


If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your Girl Fridayand Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.

Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.

Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…

But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?

Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
Except—he isn’t.

As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.

Too bad their hormones missed the memo.

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Meet some of the characters!!


5-Star Review:

"No matter the reason, it only took one spur-of-the-minute decision for this remarkable woman to come barreling into my world. I wasn't prepared for her. And I sure as hell had no idea she'd knock me on my f**king ass. Because the nice guy who believes in real love enough to build his entire fortune from a dating website? That's me. And this story? Well, that's us."

First off, this Max Monroe duo is the shiz-nit!!!!

I'm totally in love with this series so far and the writing is wonderful!! Top Drawer!! 

I was immediately drawn into the world of Kline Brooks and Georgia Cummings. They worked so well together...in and out of the workplace. You wanted to push them together even quicker than they were falling for each other.

"He wasn't Mr. Brooks anymore. He was Kline, the man I wanted to take a real chance on. It shocked me how little time it took to recognize the difference."

Not only were these charcters so easy to fall in love with, but the banter between them was so good!

You would find yourself cracking up at one moment, swooning in another, then fanning yourself from the hawtness next! I mean..wowza!!

"Let the records show, I'm the kind of man who doesn't rush things. I like to take my time and savor every moment, every single inch...And, Georgia?"
"You're going to melt on my tongue."
"I think I'm already melting."
"No, baby, you haven't even started to melt yet."

*Panties have dropped. Ovaries have exploded.*

I loved the dynamic within these two charcters. Kline and Georgia were so much alike, and yet, different in the best of ways. 

I found myself reading so quickly because I HAD to know what would happen next! I was immersed into this world!

Not only were Kline and Georgia amazing, but every single secondary character was just as equally awesome. I'm so excited that this is a series, because I sooooo need more of everyone.
Especially certain people named Cassie and Thatch;)

"I couldn't help but think, if I only made bad decisions for the rest of my life , at least I had made one really good decision with her. Asking Georgia out was the smartest thing I had ever done. Period."

Like I said, this book was so entertaining and I want moooorrree!!! The scene with the Benadryl is enough to make me praise this book for a lifetime!! It's hilarious!! 

Kline and Georgia's story has many levels, but each one is just as dynamic. This is a book/series not to be missed!!

So grab your reading device and enjoy reading about Big D*cked Brooks and Benny! Trust me;)

"What I'm going to do with you?"
"Keep me."
"What am I going to do with me? So lost in you."
"Stay there."

It's truly Some Kind of Wonderful!!

"Take note, friends. Don't close off any one section of your life from possibility. Fate gives us chances, but we're the ones who have to take them."


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