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The Virgin Romance Novelist

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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist

Author: Meghan Quinn

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn

Release Date: April 2nd, 2015

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Synopsis:

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

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"Given my love for love and my ability to get lost in my writing, I didn't think it would be so hard to write my first romance, given the fact that it's my favorite genre, but I forgot about one little speed bump in that plan.

I was still a virgin."

Before you start reading this book, grab one thing (or maybe five things)...Depends. You're going to need them! I have never in my life laughed as hard as I did while reading this book!

Literally "Pee My Pants" hilarious!

Rosie Bloom is my hero! The lengths she goes through just to become more educated in the world of sex is amazing! The way she is so naive, so innocent, is charming to me. Rosie is one of kind, but so relatable. You can't help but to love her and her quirks.

"I'm the friend, never the girlfriend, and I was okay with that until I realized I'm twenty-three, still a virgin, and as sexually inexperienced as a tween with Justin Bieber posters covering her walls."

Not only was Rosie hit with me, but her two best friends baked the caked!! Henry and Delaney were the perfect pair to help Rosie spread her...ummmm....wings.

Their friendships goes beyond words and they share everything, and I do mean ev-er-y-thing! They are so open with each other, protective, and blunt. Henry and Delaney have no trouble telling Rosie what she's doing wrong and how to fix it. Also, when Henry starts to give her tips about what men like, you can't help but crack up!!! Let's just say bananas make good teaching methods;)

"Even though I was inexperienced with the opposite sex, I still craved the feel of a relationship, of a man's touch, of a kiss."

Let me tell you this...this book includes the most embarrassing things that could possibly happen to you on a date, but you can't help but to laugh your head off, cheer her on, and push Rosie to keep going!

Also, at 14%, grab some tissues because you will be crying from laughter. TRUST ME!!! I could not breathe!! "Marta, I thought we were friends. Leave Virginia alone." Virginia would be, you guessed it, her va-jay-jay. Hahahaha!

Everyone needs to read this book! It's refreshing, funny, and heart-warming. Fall in love with Rosie Bloom and her innocent ways! This isn't a normal love story. It's more about self discovery and finding out who you really are, and who truly holds your heart. Amazing read!!

"Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's hard to find and sometimes it's sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recongnized."

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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!