Top Ten Tuesday - Authors on Reality Shows

Hosted by The Broke and the Bookish, this feature includes random weekly bookish top tens. This week's list is - Top Ten Authors I'd Like To See On A Reality Show! This list makes me giggle. I'm not a big reality TV fan, and I'm not very familiar with a lot of shows. I'm going to do this RANDOM STYLE with the Wikipedia page of reality TV show lists using some of the authors I talk nonstop about. Let's see where this list takes us, shall we?

1. Nicholas Sparks - A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
   This is totally NOT what I would really pick, but that's fine.. LOL. Makes me laugh!
2. Richelle Mead - Survivor
   Hmm.. I don't think so. I don't know much about her jungle skills, but I don't think she'd last.
   
3. Kimberly Derting - Jon & Kate Plus 8
   Uhh, maybe she'd have some better parenting or relationship advice?? Who knows.. haha.
4. Jane Austen - Jersey Shore
   Oh wow. She could teach those weirdos some class. Good idea.
5. Kieran Scott - Making the Band
   Perhaps she'd come up with something better than O-Town.
6. Jodi Picoult - Amish in the City
   I've never seen this one, but she's written a book about Amish people!
7. Jeaniene Frost - Ice Road Truckers
   Somehow, I don't think this fits for her either.. hahaha.
8. Rachel Vincent - Myth Busters
   Maybe she can offer up the bean sidhe/werecat myths out there, huh?? ;o)
9. Karen Marie Moning - Miami Ink
   If her Scottish lads were getting some tats, I'd totally watch this.
10. Lauren DeStefano - Teen Mom
    She better be telling those crazy girls off with her wit and snark. Silly people.
11. KA Tucker - Hell's Kitchen
    I don't even know if she cooks, but I don't want her getting yelled at by Gordon Ramsay!
12. Jennifer L. Armentrout - Project Runway
    Maybe as a judge, unless she has another amazing talent up her sleeve!

Okay, that's enough. I could go on for days with this random stuff. I hope you laughed and enjoyed my list! Tell me about your list and leave a link! Happy Tuesday :o)